Puppies actually save you money

After having Miss B and Mr. C for several months now, we have come to the conclusion that puppies actually save you money. Sure, you have to pay for things like dog food and puppy shots, but we have noticed several ways in which the puppies offset this expense. Here are the top ways they save you money:
1. You don't have to worry about being tempted by shiny things in all of the nice catalogs that come in the mail. As soon as the catalogs arrive, simply give them to your puppies, and temptation to buy things from them will be a thing of the past.

2. While they are in the middle of their puppy shots, they can't go anywhere
because you don't want them to be exposed to parvo or other diseases. This means
that you have an excuse to stay home and not go anywhere- thus saving you
money.

3. Once they are able to go out, you feel like taking them everywhere with you.
This means that you have to find dog friendly places. Most of the places that
charge entrance fees, don't allow dogs. This means that you have an excuse to
skip the expensive stuff and go to the fun places- like the beach.

4. You may not need cable once you have puppies- especially pitbull puppies.
Pitbull puppies are super active, very curious and get into everything. They do
some really funny things. Commercial free entertainment. As an added bonus, you
won't get annoying calls trying to get you to upgrade to a bundle package. You
can bundle your puppies for free- just use a blanket.